Email Breakup with Boyfriend / Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Email Discussions' started by THERESA, Dec 16, 2008.


    THERESA Customer Service

    Aug 12, 2008
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    Dear _____,

    I have decided that we can no longer see each other for several reasons.

    (choose phrases to copy and paste from the list below)

    -My cat and I had a long conversation the other night and he/she decided that you are not the one for me. (you have never seen my cat because it is invisible...DUH)

    -Your breath is kickin' and I just can't take it anymore. (ever heard of floss?)

    -I had a long conversation with all of the voices in my head. I was vetoed. It was unanimous, they all think you suck.

    -dating you is like dating my mother/father they always told me what to do and what time to go to bed also. (matter of fact, my mother/father told me to break up with you)

    -I am sick of your fart jokes. They were funny in 6th grade.

    -I am already sick of your annoying little habits, it will only get much worse.

    -You look at me when I type my passwords.

    -I have decided that you are NOT all that and a bag of chips.

    -I am in the process of being abducted by aliens and do not want to put you in harm's way.

    -You can't afford my caviar lifestyle on your Old Milwaukee paycheck.

    -You told me that you were black/white when we started dating, you lied to me. Our whole relationship was built on lies.

    -You voted for Obama/McCain.

    -You have an std and in this case, I am NOT interested in the gift that keeps on giving.

    -I never told you this, but I view relationships like cars. Every few years, you have to trade the old worn out one for a shiny new one.

    -You're ugly, and your mother dresses you funny.

    All the best,______________

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